Words and music by Hal Aqua © 1994 Aquasonics
A couple of monsters went on vacation
They took a taxi to the Greyhound station
Hopped on a bus all the way to New York
Caught a jet plane just as it was gettin' dark
They flew across the ocean into London town
To visit a werewolf who was hangin' around
He told them that France was really something to see
So they swam across the Channel and they headed to Paree.
CHORUS:
Wish you were here (wish you were here)
The weather is fine
It's cold and wet (cold and wet)
Havin' such a great time
So much to see (so much to see)
People stop and stare at monsters on vacation.
Monsters in Paris, wearin their shades
Eatin' slimy snails in a sidewalk cafe
Then they jumped on a jet all the way to Tokyo
King Kong and Godzilla let them take their photo
The monsters headed back to swim the Riviera
A monster in a bathing suit, now that'll really scare ya!
They hung out on the beach, tryin' to make the scene
But it's hard to get a tan when you're furry and green.
(CHORUS)
They spent a week in Rome eatin' meatballs & spaghetti
Then they flew to Tibet to ski with a yeti
Then off to Transylvania to visit Count Dracula
And party in the mountains with the vampires and ghouls
(CHORUS)
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